Windows 8 Crazy Error Maker

If you are still (for some reason) running Windows 8 or 8.1 and you feel the digital possession occurring, here is the exorcism ritual developed by veteran technicians during the dark ages.

In Windows 8.0, there was no Start button. To shut down, you had to open a charms bar, go to settings, power, shutdown. But when the Crazy Error Maker was active, the charms bar wouldn't open. Or it would open but freeze. You were trapped in a running OS with no way to turn it off except holding the physical power button like a murder weapon. windows 8 crazy error maker