Because in the end, a clean hole is a happy hole—and a happy hole makes for a much better story.
The phrase “TUSHY Fill Our Tightholes — Please lifestyle and entertainment” will never win a Pulitzer for prose. It might, however, win the internet’s unofficial award for Most Honest Brand Promise. TUSHY Fill Our Tight Assholes- Please
While the subject line may be jarring to some, it is a calculated move to generate buzz and drive sales for a product that is often considered "unmentionable" [1, 3]. Because in the end, a clean hole is